All shows in the Housewives franchise end up on the couch.
The Real Housewives of Dallas cast reunited Sunday night in an extended version of the season-ending ritual. The advance seating chart spoke volumes even before the reunion show aired. Besties LeeAnne Locken and Tiffany Hendra -- who won best dress with a splendid yellow sundress -- were on one side of host Andy Cohen. Brandi Redmond, Cary Deuber and Stephanie Hollman were on the other couch.
There weren't any Earth-shaking revelations from the assembled cast. But there were some eye-opening discoveries for anyone not paying full attention.
And, as has become our custom, we're starting from the beginning. Or, as Cohen said, "Welcome to the first reunion of the Real Housewives of Dallas." He calls them sassy and the first thing he does is address LeeAnne's quite liberal use of blush, noting that she'd toned it down.
Right out of the gate, Andy asks the cast about the criticism they've faced of not being representative of the city.